May 2013
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Sandor: And your sister.
Sandor: I know your sister.
Sandor: Did I mention I know your sister?
Sandor: We were pretty close in King's Landing.
Sandor: I saved her from some rapists and yelled at her a lot.
Sandor: Yeah, we were friends.
Sandor: Hey, you think if I send her a raven, she'll wanna hang out sometime?
Sandor: Not like a date or anything.
Sandor: Just two bros. Chilling. Like me and your sister are. We are friends.
Sandor: Did I tell you I know your sister?
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“[TW: rape culture]
And when we frame all women as being someone’s wife, mother...”
– I Am Not Your Wife, Sister, or Daughter. I Am a Person
This post is soooo good at articulating why it’s so harmful to have to relate women to men through their relationships with men
(via wretchedoftheearth)
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huntswoman:
moeofyo:
because of meghan i am going to write a les mis fic that is just a 10 paragraph biography of the landlady of the building where they fuck
#’who is ”they”?’ #i’ll tell you but first i have to explain the landlady’s view of napoleon #hugo-authentic fanfic
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queenttargaryen:
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via brucewaynes)
READ A BOOK
(via lexcanroar)
The People magazine writer then looked at the graph above and wondered aloud why “the spaceship was veering away from the star.”
(via inothernews)
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jazuthewasianprincess:
olgg:
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and...
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I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon.
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cordeliajenkins:
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scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:
I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.
you piece of shit.
#welcome to english #where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter
#i have been staring at this post so angry for like ten minutes #oh my god english you drunk son of a bitch
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the-winchester-initiative:
shinysherlock:
pickled-johnlock:
what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago
Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
That was fucking beautiful
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“Nobody heard him, the dead man,
But still he lay moaning:
I was much further...”
– Not Waving But Drowning, Stevie Smith (via lordbyronsbloomers)
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jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
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April 2013
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On three responses
dearcoquette:
How do I respond to the assertion that I “shouldn’t advertise what’s not for sale” with my choice of dress?
Response #1 (The High Road): “It’s insulting to imply that my sexuality is for sale, and it’s disrespectful to make comments that commodify my body.”
Response #2 (The Middle Road): “How I dress is none of your business.”
Response #3 (The Low Road): “You wish you had these...
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reasons to work in a coffee shop
interviwer: why do you want this job
me: coffeeshop au
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loweryi:crowbegottenbatman:loweryi:crowbegottenbatman:
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
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headtrip-honey:
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pudus:
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
#you are someone’s double chocolate chip cookie
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Today's Breaking News: Men's Rights Activists...
jackrad:
i’ve been using it as a slur all these years, so this really puts me at ease to know that ppl finally feel targeted by it.
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sansalovesmargaery:
glasslightss:
sometimes i remember how the slytherins were treated in the last harry potter movie and i get mad.
#sometimes i remember how slytherins are purely villianized in the text and i get even more mad
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i aim my arrows high: tralfam-adoring: “And the... →
tralfam-adoring:
“And the truth is that I’m not, Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I’m not different. I’m not arty like everyone says who doesn’t know me, I don’t paint, I can’t draw, I play no instrument, I can’t sing. I’m not in plays, I wanted to say, I don’t write poems. I can’t dance except tipsy at dances. I’m not athletic, I’m not a goth or a cheerleader, I’m not treasurer or co-captain....
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“(…) jeg må ta tiden til hjelp, for tiden leger alle sår, og det er absurd å høre...”
– Erlend Loe, Muleum (via galehus)
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