Gravity is holding me down

I strongly disagree, but the wank ain’t worth it: the tumblr story

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austennicholas:

puckling:

sinsensory:

During the 2nd intermission of the Columbus Cottonmouths SPHL hockey game on March 15, 2014 a video was shown of goalie Andrew Loewen teaching “The Wobble”. Just before the teams returned to the ice to start the 3rd period Loewen (who was the backup as Shannon Szabados made her pro debut) decided to show off his Wobble skills with the dance team.

Found on reddit.

This is a dude who *committed* to that dance, pads and all. 

me if I were a goalie

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ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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nondesignated:

popca:

thealphagworl:

herricane:

haqiqah:

niqabisinparis:

possibly the most realistic makeup tutorial I’ve ever seen. doesn’t make you hate yourself or your incompetence unlike most beauty gurus. 

this is exactly how i do my makeup. 

i liked this. 

I’ve been following Akilah for a couple of years and I adore her. sooo funny.

realistic as fuck

I don’t know why I watched a make-up tutorial, but I know why I’m reblogging it - it’s both super cute and funny

This is my “special occasion” makeup routine, but still.

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